About us


Welcome to the world of Joe Cojones!

I am a Finnish graphic designer and the artist behind this brand. Every product in my store features my own unique graphics, created with passion and a keen eye for detail.

My goal is to bring art into everyday life by offering apparel and accessories that stand out from the crowd. I don't use stock images or AI; every line and color is my own handiwork. By shopping here, you are directly supporting an independent artist and getting something truly original.

The products are full of whimsy and parody. If anyone takes offense, they should see a psychiatrist—or for more serious injuries, head straight to the hospital.

One Line at a Time – Straight from Drive

Every graphic, every t-shirt design, and every logo under the Joe Cojones brand has been created using Google Drawings. Yes, the same basic, free office tool people use for simple flowcharts and box diagrams.

Why do it the hard way?

1. Tools don’t define the attitude. High-end design software makes things too easy. They suggest curves, smooth out mistakes, and offer shortcuts. Google Drawings gives you nothing for free. It is digital craftsmanship in its rawest form.

2. Constraints create style. When you are limited to basic shapes and "clunky" tools, you’re forced to think differently. It demands solutions that no one else would think of. That’s why Joe Cojones doesn’t look like every other brand on the street.

3. An uncompromising process. When you build a complex character from hundreds of tiny individual objects in a tool never meant for art, the result has a soul. It’s slow, it’s frustrating, and it’s completely illogical—exactly how real art should be.

This brand isn’t mass-produced polish. It’s built on pure grit, thousands of manual clicks, and one free cloud service.

Thank you for being part of my story!

Jyri Turunen
More of me? Right here: turunen.mobi

Joe Cojones / The Vamos Company

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